- the church parking lot is full of 16 year old drivers and parents that are preoccupied with making their children look their "sunday best"...
- our church auditorium doubles as pro-level dodgeball court and a wicked indoor baseball stadium. you must watch out for roaming projectiles...
- the glass walls are prone to break when a slide tackle in a full-contact soccer match goes out of bounds...
- when the lead guitar player in the worship band leaps off the stage during one of his characteristically hot guitar licks...
- if you stare directly into one of the floodlights on the new church sign...
- if you get caught in the rush to sign up for lawn-mowing or nursery duties...
- the ceiling in the baptistry is pretty low. really low. the wearing of a hard hat would help...
- be careful of huggers...
- some would say our church vehicles are unsafe. this is entirely untrue. however, riders need to learn to duck to avoid squirting water. squirt bottles are our mobile evaporative coolers. cheap. easily replaced. no compressor belts. fun...
more to come.
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